CompuSmart? More Like CompuStupid… heh, yeah.

29 12 2006

Despite my better judgement I followed Simone to Eaton Centre this week. Boxing week. This time of the year the commissions are pretty feirce, and I was being swarmed by staff who want to be my best friend serve me in any purchase I am considering making. Very strange since I usually spend my time in Future Shops and Best Buys, where they don’t even see you unless you are 50+ and look like you’re ready to buy an HDTV.

On the flip side, I had to wait while two geeks from CompuSmart finish chatting over something useless (and coming from me, that means it was REALLY geeky). Finally, they turned their attention to me, and I asked for a USB drive, 1 GB or higher, but has to be physically small. One lazily points to a fishbowl of impulse purchase, 128 MB drives by the cash register. Once again, I reiterate that I need 1 GB or more. He pulls one off the shelf that’s larger than my thumb. Not what I needed. I saw a smaller, no-name one further down the shelf, and - I don’t know if he actually believed it, had bad sight, or was too fucking lazy to walk six feet - he assured me that it was larger in physical dimensions.

I felt like a customer on CTRL-ALT-DEL. I don’t use AOL, and I was using Netscape before those little shits could click a mouse.

In the meantime, I did manage to get three new shirts and a winter jacket. I’m still looking for an ultra-compact USB drive to attach to the Swiss Army knife I carry everywhere. I have a 40 GB drive with USB and Firewire I carry in my bag, but it’s handy to have something simple on me 24/7. This is one possibility, and here’s the other.



Well, At Least They’re Responding (I Hate Boston Pizza)

17 12 2006

Six full days later… (remember when Customer Support would apologize for you waiting over 24 hours?)

Dear Stephen,

Thank you for writing eBay in regard to stopping pop up of installing skype.

Please accept my apology for delay in response and inconvenience caused because of this.

I understand your concern and would like to assist you further. Stephen, please understand that, certain types of filtering software, when present on your computer, can interfere with certain eBay functions such as installing the eBay Toolbar.

Types of software that have been known to cause problems are:

- Spyware removal programs (such as Ad-Aware)
- Pop-up blockers (such as Pop-Up Stopper)
- “Ad busting” software that might be included with your firewall

These programs are important security tools, but we recommend you
*temporarily* disable them just long enough for you to successfully complete the eBay tasks you need to perform. Once finished, please re-enable this software immediately. This will ensure your computer is protected from pop-ups, ads, and spyware.

For more information on how to temporarily disable a particular software program, please consult the help files for that program.

It is my pleasure to assist you. Thank you for choosing eBay.

Sincerely,
Ashley Da.

eBay Customer Support

I admit, they’re doing better than Boston Pizza (who have still not returned a response). However, six days and all they did was give me instructions on how to click “Yes! Please install crap on my computer!”.

“I understand your concern and would like to assist you further. Stephen, please understand that, certain types of filtering software, when present on your computer, can interfere with certain eBay functions such as installing the eBay Toolbar…

…These programs are important security tools, but we recommend you
*temporarily* disable them just long enough for you to successfully complete the eBay tasks you need to perform”

I was unaware that I needed to install software in order to use eBay. I have never had to use an “eBay Toolbar” for any of the purchases I’ve made in the past, especially since the software that your site is trying to install is Skype, and has nothing to do with browsing eBay.

What I WANT is to work out a way to get rid of the IE “blip” and yellow bar at the top of my browser every time I view an item page, without installing a bunch of software that I do not want. Can that even be done on your site anymore?

-Stephen Clark



Why DRM Is Failing

12 12 2006

Apple is posting that iTunes sales are down - both in total sales and total per transaction. It’s almost low enough that they could be losing money on the simple cost of transaction - which is impressive, seeing as it’s entirely driven by computers.

I like my iPod… far more than an anti-Mac enthusiast probably should. Second only to my PSP, it’s probably the coolest thing I own. However, I’m one of those people who is bringing the ratio of songs bought from iTunes to iPods sold down to 20. I don’t even have an iTunes account set up yet (although I have tried - usually if I can’t get “theMediaman” as my username I give up). So what’s the problem? DRM - Digital Rights Management.

If you buy a song from iTunes, you can only play it on your local computer, or an iPod (TM). The file is digitally encrypted so you cannot play it or convert it easily into another format. In fact, the only way to circumvent DRM is to burn it to an Audio CD, then re-rip it to MP3, OGG, or a handful of other audio formats playable by 100% of portable music players. The problem with this roundabout way of doing things is that you have to waste a CD (Apple contributing to the non-recyclable content!) and compressing your audio again can add new artifacts to otherwise clean music.

I used to argue how the current move to MP3 as the audio format of choice is similar to the advent of livingroom VCRs, cable TV and playing music on radio stations. A few innovative people started an economic model around it, were sued into oblivion by copyright holders. Successive innovators then get sued into submission, crippling innovation long enough for the rights-holders to catch up and build an economic model that exploits that system. I agree with the exploitation and developing an economic model around a good idea, and I firmly believe that the rights-holders deserve the money that is due to them. I have a problem when the legal team has more say in what can and can’t be done than the innovators.

Here is where DRM entered the picture. Rather than building an economic model around the distribution of music on peer-to-peer systems like Napster or the legions of similar programs, encrypted audio - and later video - were used to ensure that spreading of digital audio files didn’t happen. Unlike published video cassettes, cable television and music on the radio, the economic model for digital music sales provides a product that is inferior to the inspiring technology. Legal options for use are limited, and sound is compressed to a point that some details of the audio becomes lost (vs. the pure sound on audio CDs). The same is the case for audio you get from the peer-to-peer programs, but you can often opt for higher-quality compression, or even a lossless compression format - making audio as clean as if it were coming from your CD player.

The reason DRM is failing is because it gives us an inferior option to the alternative, and at a cost. I had Princess Bride taped from television, but I bought the production VHS tape anyways - the better quality made it worth $16. A structured cable system for television channels gave better quality and more options to people than a small community sharing the cost of a high-gain antenna. Distribution of music to the radio stations allowed the masses access to the newest music, resulting in higher sales of records. In fact, all three examples have two things in common; the innovator was sued brutally, and in the end the rights-holders turned thousands of dollars of profit into millions, millions into billions, and billions into trillions. All this through understanding the innovation, and providing a better product.

DRM music (and videos) may remain, but it will never accomplish for the owners of the rights nor the media what radio did for music, what cable did for television, or what VCRs did for home movie viewing.



An Open Letter To eBay

11 12 2006

eBay:

Dear GAWD! Please make the Skype popup stop! I don’t want to install it, but every time I look at a listing, your site wants me to install Skype! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

For the love of all that is holy, STOP IT!