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There are some tempting guests at this year’s CN Expo, but as I said yesterday, the only one I think I’d actually go to see is the VG Cats guy. Anyway, I wanted to post some of the other guests-of-note with a short (and wise-ass) description of who they are for the non-geeks in the crowd.

Peter Laird (aka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles co-creator)
Elijah Wood (aka, Frodo)
Elijah Wood’s eyes (gorgeous and usually fearful)
Kevin Sorbo (HERCULES!)
Marina Sirtis (ST:TNG hottie)
Linda Park (ST:Enterprise hottie)
Tuvok (who cares what his real name is)
Margot Kidder (Superman hottie)
Elvira Mistress of the Dark (55 years old and looking good in low-cut, gothic outfits)
Kenny Baker (R2D2)
Crispin Glover (Marty’s dad in Back to the Future)
Clive Barker (modern horror master)
Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons)
Most of the voice cast from Red vs. Blue