25 09 2001
More proof that the rich aren’t necessarily bright.
- the other person: Ooo.. I got a nasty look from him (a co-worker)
me: Yeah… the same look you get when you ask Mahatma Gandhi “Hey! You wanna go get a burger?”
the other person: huh?
me: When you ask Mahatma Gandhi “Hey! You wanna go get a burger? I’m starving - I haven’t eaten all day!”
the other person: Oh, right. Vegitarian.
*sigh* Sometimes I feel like a plain-language Dennis Miller.





